Archive for the ‘Profile Excerpts’ Category

Above Par…When it really counts!

Tuesday, August 6th, 2013

A Sporting Profile excerpt:

“Are you the Bogey Man or do you tee it up right the first time? I’m looking for a fit, fun, and fabulous guy, age 35 to 45, who is not below but above par…unless you are a “Tiger”. Then we can talk! In for the whole 18 rounds aka a long term relationship, let’s start with the front 9 first.

Off the fairways, we’re on the squash court! Do you stand at least 6′ tall without your court shoes on? Do you boast? If yes, occasionally is a good tactic. Do you drop? If it nicks, you’re a winner! But can you match my drive? Racquet ready? Game on? Let’s go!”

Naughty Ninja Seeks One Knight in YYZ

Thursday, October 6th, 2011

Brought to you by our Head Ghostwriter for Love @ No Loves Lost:

Ninjas can appear out of thin air – at a snap of a finger, a flick of a wrist, a turn of a head. This Naughty Nija is fearless, feisty, and funny! Small but mighty, a skillful map-reader with super X-ray vision, I’ve navigated many passages from Ayers Rock to Zanzibar!

Mindful of my mystical powers, I tiptoe through the concrete jungle, eluding the Bay Stret Boys. Instead I hope to find my One Knight, confident, clever, and somewhat kooky. You stand tall, fit, and can finish a NYT’s crossword in a flash!

I am searching for One Remarkable Knight, not necessarily so shiny but you must be the tall tin man with heart, courage, and a brain! Are you still in OZ or have you found your way to me in YYZ?
© No Loves Lost 2011

An Orchestral Work of Romantic Possibilities

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

I’m not waiting for the Conductor to give me the downbeat with His baton.

Beyond the orchestra, I am seeking a harmonious relationship with a mature man of intellectual means, a tall man, at least 5′ 10″, age 52 – 62, an educated man of solid stature with the requisite sense of humour. You should know an allegro from an adagio and a scherzo from a sonata-rondo.

Lively, luminous, and light-hearted, I love the outdoors, snow and sea, skiing and swimming, golf and tennis. Indoors, I spend my time at art/photography exhibitions, classical and jazz concerts as well as theatre. I am independent and articulate, open-minded and curious, a free spirit.

So if you are looking for a more meaningful coda, then this is your cue!

To YYZ With Love

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Long distance love? Absence? Not likely after chatting with our Men In Squash a.k.a. MIS. They have never heard of the age-old adage – “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.” In particular, the MIS from Down Under – they prefer to stay close to their YYZ loves.

Boarding passes for many MIS read:
Dep SYD Arr YYZ Sydney/Toronto
Dep BNE Arr YYZ Brisbane/Toronto
Dep CBR Arr YYZ Canberra/Toronto

And from another corner of the world, a love-struck squasher from JNB (Jo’burg) arrived in YYZ to be with The One. Sadly, they became a distant Two. But happily, he now met and will be wed to a new One!

Not to be forgotten are the Ladies who Love. From CDG, MOW, and NRT (Paris, Moscow, Tokyo), some remain in YYZ, others have flown but ALL in the name of love.

So is Love the real RTW (Round The World) ticket to happiness? Quantas might be the airline with the answer!

Gone Fishing … For Romance

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Can you hold a spatula to this Gourmet Shop Gal’s creative culinary concoctions?

A stylish gourmet, I whirl around the world, sampling the latest and greatest in fine foods and wines.  You would impress if you can discern Artisan over Kraft, pair Barolo with pasta, and choose Carpaccio over Spam AND be able to discuss the finer points in at least five different languages.

You are a spontaneous Gastro-Enthusiast, at least 5’8″, smart, and fit with a sense of style as well as a sense of humour.  Send me a line so I won’t need to fish any longer.

Copyright 2010

Must Love Dogs!

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Dogs have a way with us.  They can be warm, affectionate, and easy-going.  Dogs are loyal and curious creatures who love to play, nibbling here and there.  No yappy Chihuahuas please!  Witty banter is good, ceaseless chatter is bad.  And please, no pit bulls!

If you have these traits, stand at least 5′ 9″ tall, walk on two legs instead of four, and toilet-trained, maybe we should have a play date in the park.  You don’t need to be an Adonis but a reasonable facsimile with a shiny coat and healthy teeth and gums!

A meeting of minds (well-read, well-bred) is most important.  if you know your way around the world, the kitchen, and the bookshelves, we definitely can play ball!

Entrepreneur Gal-profile excerpt

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Here’s a sample of our profile-writing service!

Tagline: “You must be 6′ with an IQ bigger than your shoe size to read this profile.”
Free-spirited, fun loving, feisty and flirty female with a fondness for finding fun. A whirling dervish of words, you might need to fight for air time but am also a good listener.
I am a New York Times reader, super social, squash-playing, travel junkie with an incredible sense of adventure and attracted to business start-ups. I have an insatiable curiosity about people, life, and possibly you.
You need to be fun, energetic, impeccable manners, and tall (sorry to be a heightist). I do not think inside a box, can’t be placed in one, and would not expect you to fit into one either. I’m open minded, creative, and kooky in a cute sort of way and am looking for someone who can read without having to move his lips.
You need to be smart and quick of both mind and foot. You are the savvy, sexy brainiac who is also a brilliant misfit!